Make a wish at a Price

The poster says something to the above person about their wish. It has to be granted, but something bad has to happen.
Then that poster makes another wish. And so on.

For example:
Starter: I wish to be #1 poster.
Poster: Granted, but a mod deletes 99.99% of your posts. You're not #1 anymore.

I wish for Coke.

Poster #2: Granted, but when you open the bottle it fizzes onto your face.
(And so on)

Let's start:
I want my dog Buddy back

granted, but Buddy is not the Buddy you remember.. this Buddy is undead!

i wish to win the lottery.

You win the Lottery but loose all you're friends from greed.

I wish to learn better anatomy.

Granted, but you loose the inspiration to draw in chibi style.

I wish I could live with Snoot

Granted But, I kidnap you.

I wish I had more Fursuits

granted, but some people think its odd you lose some friends :c

I wish i could join wrestling

granted, but you break an arm.

I wish i was cool

Granted, but you are now an ice cube!


I wish I had some pepsi

You get pepsi but it had at hole at the bottom. :C

I wish i was pretty

granted,
but you're a pretty man
(shush you're already pretty <<)

I wish i was tall

Granted, but now people are fearless and die in dumb ways

I wish I didn't have school in the morning

good

Granted, but it's on the toilet seat.

Stares at invisible wish. I ate it.

I wish the games were alive again

Granted but you were limited to only 4 games!


I wish my puppy would chill out and let me sleep.